There is something terrifying out there in our galaxy. Something truly incomprehensible and bizarre that is beyond our understanding. We must research them, these creatures that call themselves… humans. So many mysteries surround these creatures; why do they put bags and bowls on their heads? Why are they reliant on dark brown potions to stay awake? And, most importantly of all, what is the mysterious cult of which they call Sports? My mission is to infiltrate human society and learn their secrets, for the sake of my planet.